Thursday, August 6, 2009

Za HuMAN YO YO!

I am the human yo yo. I've been clear across the midwest twice in the last three weeks and back and forth to the cabin...who even knows....! But it's all been great! I have some wonderful pictures to share in the near future and can't wait to SIT at my computer and catch up on all my favorite blogs! Alas, for now, it's departure two hours and counting...

but one thing haunts me today...

I have one entire drawer of my dresser full to the brim with pantyhose.

I haven't worn pantyhose in this millenium.

Does anybody?

Does anybody want a drawer full of old nylons?

For tying your tomatoes to their stakes?

For making those scary doll faces?

For bungee jumping off the deck onto the trampoline???? Kids, forget I suggested it. Who needs pantyhose for that anyway?

Should I throw them?

I have this fear that then I will NEED them.

It's been 10 years, but it could happen.

7 comments:

Jessica said...

Throw 'em....if they are that old they are probably the kind that are unaturally tan...too tan for the rest of your body. I don't wear pantyhose....I try to keep one pair "in case" I need it; it always seems to have a run in it if I need it anyways.

Sarahbeth said...

you are hilarious. Google "uses for pantyhose" and there are hundreds of lists! I'm all inspired to go clean out my pantyhose box under my bed and make hair scrunchies!

Dan and Tara said...

Oh my word! I was just thinking about this yesterday! I cannot remember the last time I wore them, but I'm so scared I'll need them down the road and don't want to waste money. So funny you thought about this, too!

Chris said...

Oh...you WILL need them...the day after you throw them away.

Dyer Importance... said...

:) Ironically, I just looked at my pantyhose drawer yesterday and thought the same exact thing.

Suzanne said...

I hereby proclaim...CLEAN YOUR PANTYHOSE DRAWER DAY!!! Throw'em ladies!

dana said...

I've contemplated my sack of nylons a few times over the past couple years ... never unpacked them from moving actually. Anyway, I finally pitched them last night :) It was almost exciting! Now I can ponder some other silly thing I'm holding onto ...